Triage Master quizchoose best first choice action.
1. you're belatedly carrying a loaded tray of soups to ravenous dinner guests seated on the patio when your nose begins to itch uncontrollably while the new kitten throws herself at your ankle, claws first, meowing and through the glass sliding doors you see lightning crack as the first drops of a hailstorm fall, you....
a. ask the kitten to open the door for you, please, so you can scratch your nose.
2. as the phone rings, showing a return call from the plumber, newly potty-trained Christine -- all set in her party dress for the influx of schoolbuds playing on the lawn -- indicates frantically that it's her time to go, you....
a. demand sternly that Christy stop crying about every stupid little thing that isn't perfect in her world.
3. GeorgieBob is home from work at mid-day with an infected sore foot when your twin sister calls to emergency-borrow your car as GeorgieBob insists he can ride his bike just fine to deliver little SammyPete to Crosstown Nursery School on time, you.....
a. hang up on sis.
4. your left arm is in a cast from GeorgieBob's recent encounter of the seventh kind with cousin Betsy's birdfeeder and you've slept funny again on your right one so when you prop yourself up to a sitting position you slide off the bed onto your head and the fostercare great dane-mix puppy licks your unprotectable face soaking wet, you.....
a. spit back at Rover.
if you answered "c" and/or "a" to all, Mr. Darwin looks forward to meeting and studying you.
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