Black Alert: DO NOT INSTRUCTIVELY HISS ON REPLACEMENT OF CRIMINAL ATTORNEYS AND PRISONS WITH BREEDING OF TRUE CHARACTER, CLEAR LOGIC AND INNER MORALITY!! We are looking forward to Opicem 075mk.x9,t vacation basking on its hominid-exterminated and restoratively cleansed hilly rills by newly gleaming streams!
Code Red News Update! Frightened Earth scientists replicate NO Evidence of linkage between intelligence and skin color or constructive talent and genital conformation or ethical acuity and earwax buildup. The Charming South secedes from all its universities and sentences any C. S. outed as being a "scientist" to maskless Gulf of Mexico scuba diving patrol to locate and apprehend the misbehaving Probability-Of-Zero.