Query of the Era: "Have you connected today with your Inner Brainlessly Babbling Bozo?"
Free Key, USA:
Tech Savviness: "I don't have Facebook or Twitter. I just randomly announce what I'm doing. I have three followers so far but I think two are cops."
Cool and Hip Measure: "I'm IN now -- the only part of me that's Evil is the way my toenails are painted."
Ultra-ultimate Insult: "No, I'd rather speak to the machine, please."
Speculation: "Maybe the Second Coming arrived and you missed it. (clue: Greed is NOT good; see Seven Deadly Sins and zombie)."
* People are not Property. (People cannot legally be owned as possessions; Slavery is Constitutionally criminal).
* Corporations are not People.
* Corporations are Property owned by People.
*You are People sworn by God and employed by People to uphold the Constitution of the United States (go to Top)
*Stay away from the fountain with the funny-colored water.
"This is so embarrassing.... We've forgotten who you are and what your 'issue' with us is and who or what you're waiting for....... Let's start over, shall we? Press '1' for yes. press '2' for hell no."
Silly Point, TN: Improved and New Prove-You're-A-Genius question --
"What does 911 plus Y2K plus 2013 equal?"
B. An Infinite Number that cannot be expressed
J. A Vermillion
D. Two-tenths Base 6
G. Minus Seven
e. None of the above
E. A Quark
F. A few of the above
D. All of the above
j. Seven of the above
H. A Quark
N. Seven vermillion
g. A Definite Number that cannot exist
Q. Minus seven vermillion Base Zero
v. A Quark
V. Seven Quark or Eleven (11)
Boston MA, 10/1/2013: "How RUDE. We don't have a government. An historic breach of etiquette. This will be noted when invitations to tea are next sent. There may be no cucumber sandwiches, you understand. The violinist quit with the concert bassoonist. And the fat lady walked out with a grin. all the gin, I mean...."