A Country Rag
A novel in progress
Precious Petunia prepared a picnic ferociously and placed Sweet William on the grill.... [censored]
Lemon and lime polka'd that time to the hungry tuna's tune.... [banned in boston]
Darling Dahlia dared Clare The Loon to spurn a Harvest Moon for pruning to spare Mildred Star the comet's tail position.... [first printing burned in Salem]
You were expecting maybe Jane Joyce?.... [hard drive seized and nuked]
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Hiram reached for his cutting board. And then....