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"The Hobo Charm School, Southeast"
genteel heritage guidelines to mob, maul, maim, and murder southern style
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Airs of Grass Ass 101
Obsequious Sneaking 221
Coverup Courting Techniques 525
Grandmother Ploys to Planting the Jeweled Lips of Mint 370b
REQUIRED: Avoiding Sober Reflections 110
Stepstones to Grave Rejection of The Real and/or The True 666
Love is Saying "I'm Sorry" Over and Over, Rehearsal Script 437
How to Brew Syrups to Whine about Gifts and Favors for Instilling Misplaced Guilt 753c
Intoxication Nation RollCall Initiation 246
Digging the Wicked Witch Ditch 592
Fostering and Tending Mistaken Guilt 777
Building The Hawking Bunk for Hauling Junk 835
Birthing, Raising and Identifying Suckers 411e
Duplicitous Dissemblance Deluxe 851
Dressing for Duress 832
The Course on Par of Drug Denial 375
Skirting Real Work, Heirloom Patterns 321
Ancestral Dissemblage Ditties 400
How to Skewer and Grill Okra 551
Stagecrafts and Proper Platforms for Acting Poor/Acting Rich 341
Turning Grits Into Grins 643
Begging Beatified 183
Preparing A Sumptuous Table For Thine Enemies 285
Turning Grins Into Grit 343
Surviving Tealess Deserts Sweetly 932
Duties of The Drunk in Public Parlance 545
Advanced Back-knives and Back-guns 105
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It makes practical common sense historically that Southerners inherit, by blood and baptism, an intractable complex of interactionally unpleasant psychoses bred and fed through generations at a communal table -- at which no prayer or praise to Jesus Christ and the Hebrew God can be said -- spread in confused contusions of myth and truth and law, externalized into an oddly-named "civil war" of familially incursive contention between good and evil, sane and imbecilic, sacred and profane.
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The epic event around noon 5/1/15 in Baltimore is a victory for true law and order, and the real justice that ensues from that, and a win for generations to be in a better country and world consequently. Heartfelt sympathy for all the casualties -- police and their families, everyday citizens and theirs -- who are hapless victims of our time and place on God's stage. Peace.